Okay, so the following is a snippet of history/stupidity from the DB and my history. This conversation came about nearly two months after we’d met for the first time (though we didn’t meet again for nearly another two months after this conversation). A conversation on me drinking somehow degenerated into a conversation on how I should seduce myself (excuse the typos/spelling and homonym mistakes)… and don’t think I’m the only one in this relationship who’s seduced herself – another conversation we had dealt with him seducing himself. He needs wine and candlelight, apparently.
(I’m in italics)
just don’t slip any roofies into your own drinks
party time….awwwlllll right!
*rofl* But how else am I supposed to take advantage of myself?!
be charming, a gentleman and don’t stare at your breasts
Aw, that *never* works!
but it sounds good anyway
*sigh* I’ll see what I can do
maybe if you catch yourself by surprise
Yeah, the hand up the thigh sometimes can work
use some cheesy pick up line
Yeah, if I make myself laugh, that’ll work
humour breaks the ice
and gets her smiling at you, important first step
make eye contact
I don’t usually reveal my flexibility this early on, but okay
ask questions, but don’t reveal too much about yourself
mystery is the spice of life
Okay, be interested in what I have to say, good, good
no more advice, thats usually where I stall out
Aw, poor baby
Should I flash a big wad of cash?
hey, this is all for you
well, if you take yourself to be a golddigger, it may work
The idea of someone to pay my bills is tempting, but I usually wind up dating people who make less than me
which is like, everyone
Hah, I have debts out my wazoo, my daer
doesn’t mean you don’t make a lot, it means you like to live a generous lifestyle 🙂
Well, I have to romance myself properly!
I have to treat myself in the manner to which I’d like to become accustomed
you just can’t expect to take yourself home if all you can afford is cheap dates
Although cheap dates can be fun, too
sometimes more fun
trolling for pennies is a fun date….it serves too purposes…..having fun and saving up for future dates
*laugh* Wow, you take cheap dates to a new extreme !:)
the ideal date is coming home with more money then what you left with, or even a new mansion of some sort
And here I thought you’d settle for sex 😉
well, when one isn’t happening, move on to the next best thing
swimming in a pool of 100s
*grin* I want your life!
so do I
Clearly, this romance is the modern-day equivalent of Shakespeare — though not one of his tragedies. I got shit to do before I die.