I need to cut back on the muffins in the mornings (too much sugar?):

Shawn: And for a second there I thought you were trying to TELL me something about my OWN love life – or lack thereof! =D

Jen: Oh, the comic I sent? 🙂

Shawn: [Auto Response] I’m away right now.

Shawn: Yup!

Shawn: It was amusing.

Shawn: Much like so many LiveJournals.

Jen: Did you laugh? Oh hohohoh and so on?

Jen: I HAVE A DATE TONIGHT

Shawn: Yes, I laughed like Jabba the Hutt.

Shawn: WITH WHOM?!

Jen: the PROFESSOR… of goodness

Jen: Here is a sort of picture of him…

Jen: I am a Google stalker!!!!

Shawn: God bless Google.

Shawn: Wow, he’s like a fucking CELEBRITY.

Jen: *laugh*

Shawn: He looks like Val Kilmer, mixed with a Backstreet Boy. Or something.

Jen: Val Kilmer is hot… and yeah, in that pic he kinda does.

Jen: But keep your backstreet boys outta my date!

Shawn: I can picture him signing autographs, is all. =)

Shawn: I can’t!

Jen: *laugh*

Shawn: They penetrate every single aspect of my life.

Shawn: And I mean EVERY.

Jen: And EVERY orifice of your life?!!?!?

Jen: (From a message to someone else, ’cause I am a whore and love more people than you!: when I told the prof that I box and can beat him up, he said good. Boys are WEIRD)

Shawn: Guys are turned on by women that intimidate them.

Shawn: It’s just one of those things.

Jen: Yeah, E found it a huge turnon when I teased him and whatnot. Odd, but easy to accomodate. 🙂

Shawn: Take THAT, prescribed gender roles!

Jen: *laugh*

Jen: Dear Shawn, I love you, love Jen.

Shawn: Yay!

Shawn: I need love today.

Shawn: I hate everything, after all.

Jen: *smears love all over you*

Shawn: I SAW THAT IN A MOVIE ONCE!

Jen: Well, you *did* work at a porn store…Shawn: A co-worker was complaining about having to use tap water for our kettle.

Shawn: And I was like, “Well, you ARE boiling it…”

Shawn: And she said, “Yeah, that’s true. Once you boil it, it – it’s boiled. I don’t know. What do you think?”

Shawn: It was such a George W. Bush-esque line.

Jen: And then you smeared love all over them?

Oh. Your coworker is stupid.

Shawn: If by “love,” you mean ‘contempt for her parents for giving BIRTH to her.’

Jen: *laugh* And how easily does that spread?

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